How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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