it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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