Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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