D3 body, D1 cock
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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