Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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