The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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