what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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