ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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