Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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