I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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