Everything about him screamed your future.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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