I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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