fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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