I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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