Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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