We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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