please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We have started to decorate penises.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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