It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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