belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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