I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
where are my eyebrows?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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