Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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