You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
All the doctor said was why
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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