Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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