I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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