I'm going to jail i love you
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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