So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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