can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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