Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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