she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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