How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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