Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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