I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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