it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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