i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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