she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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