He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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