Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
As shirtless as possible
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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