So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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