Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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