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• (415): View more from California

  Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?

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  Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties

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• (925): View more from California

  You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat

  (818): View more from California

  You had me at first table

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• (716): View more from New York

  I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.

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• (626): View more from California

  You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.

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• (805): View more from California

  Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media

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• (331): View more from Illinois

  She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.

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