only if we run a train.
done.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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