And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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