She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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