How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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