so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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