after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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