God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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