Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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