What a fucking waste of an outfit
they need to just BURY HIM!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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