I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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